Self Appraisal

A Little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: “Lady, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”

Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”

Boy: “Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now.”

Woman: “I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting the lawn.”

Boy: (with more perseverance) “Lady, I’ll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.”

Woman: “No, thank you.”

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store-owner: “Son….I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”

Boy: “No thanks.”

Store-owner: “But you were really pleading for one.”

Boy: “No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!”

*”This is called Self Appraisal”*
Give your best and the world comes to you !!

Funniest but hardest quiz in the world

Ask someone these questions if they think there smart!

Question: there’s 500 bricks on a plane, drop 10 outside. how many bricks are left?

Answer: 490

Question: What are the 3 steps for putting an elephant in a fridge?

Answer: 1: open the fridge 2: put elephant in. 3: close fridge.

Question: What are the 4 steps for putting a deer in the fridge?

Answer: 1: open fridge. 2: take elephant out. 3: put deer in. 4: close fridge.

Question: Its the lion kings birthday, all the animals are there exept one, which one?

Answer: the deer, because it’s still in the fridge.

Question: How can an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Answer: she just crossed it normally, the crocodiles are at the lion kings birthday.

Question: In the end the old lady still died, how?

Answer: She died because she got hit by the 10 bricks..

If anyone can answer all those questions they are a genius haha

Dont be Judgmental – Story

One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train. Train is about to leave the station. All passengers are settling down their seat. As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity. He was sitting on the window side.

He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, “Papa see all trees are going behind”. Old man smile and admired son feelings.

Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son. They were little awkward with the attitude of 25 years old man behaving like a small child.

Suddenly young man again shouted, “Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train”. Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.

Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man’s hand. He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.

He shouted again, “Papa it’s raining, water is touching me, see papa”.

Couple couldn’t help themselves and ask the old man.

“Why don’t you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son.”

Old man said,

“Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today only my son got his eye sight for first time in his life”.

Moral: “Don’t draw conclusions until you know all the facts”